3.67 avg rating — 7,266,927 ratings

"It's a bad self-insert, Mary Sue-style, thinly veiled Anne Rice fanfic."

3.94 avg rating — 2,514,031 ratings

"The next person I hear or read citing this formulaic, uninspired fiction as religious fact is going to get a boot to the face."

3.90 avg rating — 218,151 ratings

"After seeing the amazing first season of the series, I thought I'd try the the first book. It was uninteresting and bashes the reader over the head with constant 'showing, not telling' of how very disturbed and different Dexter is."

3.95 avg rating — 3,384,843 ratings

"I have a problem with authors who use the same molds for characters and plots, just switching out names and dates in a bit of hand-waving."

3.96 avg rating — 1,932,293 ratings

"FOr having been written by a kid, it was good. Objectively, it was Harry Potter as a Pern Dragonrider in the Tolkien universe. There's probably a fanfic for exactly that."