4.02 avg rating — 554,543 ratings

"The heroine is claimed to be the smartest woman in Oxford and the most powerful witch in the world, yet can't manage to "learn the words" to her spells and is constantly on the verge of fainting, panicking, and/or requiring rescue at the hands of her new-age-yoga-performing-yet-still-possessive-and-old-world-y vampire boyfriend. Twilight for grown-ups starring a sycophantic mary-sue. "