Interview with Sarah Wendell

Posted by Simon & Schuster on October 15, 2009

Quick Start


SS: How would you describe your life in only 8 words?

SW: tired tired tired tired tired tired tired Caffeine!

SS: What is your motto or maxim?

SW: Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.


What Readers want to know...


SS: How would you describe perfect happiness?

SW: The beach, no clocks, easy food, and happy, sated family. And a fully loaded ebook reader.

SS: What’s your greatest fear?

SW: Rubber balloons, stairs with no backs, and cleaning the sink trap with my bare hands.

SS: What are your most overused words or phrases?

SW: Awesome. Dude. Indefatigable. Concupiscent. Feh.

SS: If you could acquire any talent, what would it be?

SW: The ability to function on 4 hours sleep.

SS: What’s your greatest flaw?

SW: Saying "Yes" when I ought to say "No thank you."

SS: What trait is most noticeable about you?

SW: I'm really freaking loud. Also, I'm smart, and I'm a bitch. Hence the name of the website.

SS: What is your biggest pet peeve?

SW: People who take up a seat on the bus or train with their bag, people who hug the subway pole so you can't hold on safely, and questions that make my mind go blank.

SS: What are your 5 favorite songs?

SW: Rump Shaker. Baby Got Back. MacArthur Park. Lost in Your Eyes. Ice Ice Baby. Honorable Mention: Wind Beneath My Wings. (Thanks Katiebabs!)


Questions About Books and Writing


SS: What comment do you hear most often from your readers?

SW: Either "You are so mean!" or "OMG Thank God I found your site!"


General Questions


SS: What is your birthdate?

SW: 3/1

SS: What were your previous occupations?

SW: Camp registrar, pottery instructor, art teacher, meetings coordinator, organatrix, mastermind.

SS: Where did you go to high school and/or college?

SW: I went to high school in Pittsburgh, PA, and to college in Columbia, South Carolina. Y'all.

SS: Name of your favorite composer or music artist?

SW: Bach. If he wrote it, I love it. Favorite song: Wachet Auf. Love love love.

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