Troubles and Treats (Chocolate Lovers, #3) in Buddy Read Zone

Oct 24, 2012 Christy rated it it was amazing

Just when I think these books can't get any funnier... THEY DO!

The Snacks and Seductions crew is back- Claire, Carter, Liz, Jim, Jenny and Drew. They are all hilarious in their own ways, but NO ONE is funnier than Drew! This book is Jenny and Drew's story. 5 or 6 years after the last book, Jenny and Drew are married with two kids, one being a newborn. Since Jenny was pregnant with new baby Billy, Jenny and Drew's sex life has pretty much been non-exsistant (I thought, is that even possible for t Just when I think these books can't get any funnier... THEY DO!

The Snacks and Seductions crew is back- Claire, Carter, Liz, Jim, Jenny and Drew. They are all hilarious in their own ways, but NO ONE is funnier than Drew! This book is Jenny and Drew's story. 5 or 6 years after the last book, Jenny and Drew are married with two kids, one being a newborn. Since Jenny was pregnant with new baby Billy, Jenny and Drew's sex life has pretty much been non-exsistant (I thought, is that even possible for those two?!? lol) I can't even describe how funny this book was... I felt like I highlighted more than a quarter of the book! You just HAVE to read it! Instead of leaving a long review, I will leave you with some super funny lines courtesy of Tara Sivec :D

I had known the first moment I met Jenny I would be her bitch, and I was perfectly okay with that. If I wasn't with her, I'm pretty sure I would be in prison and belong to the dude with the most packs of smokes. -Drew

He always loved my vagina. He even has a shirt that says: I love my wife's vagina. What if having sex with me now is like fucking a bowl of Jell-O Jigglers? -Jenny

"Hold me closer, Tony Daaaaanza. Count the headlice on the hiiiiiiiighway" -Drew

"Since when do they sell tasers at Target?" -Claire
"They don't. I actually brought that from home. Drew likes it when I use it on his balls." -Jenny

"Uh, honey. I think we may have got the rules of the race a little mixed up." -Drew
Oh my God. Was I the only one masturbating? What the fuck?! -Jenny

"Who put the ground to fucking close to my ASS?! -Jenny

"Fuck, you feel so good, baby. I wanna fuck you like an animal." -Drew
"Don't quote Nine Inch Nails when we're about to have sex. It's creepy. I don't want to think about animals having sex." -Jenny

"So how good looking are we talking here? Like Chance Crawford hot or Penn Badgley hot?" -Carter
"Who the fuck are Chance Penn and Crawford Badgley?" -Jim

"Suddenly, after becoming buddy buddy with Shirtless McFucker Face, she wants vanilla sex. She wants to just.... do it. No bells and whistles, no live animals, no power strips for electrical safety precautions" -Drew

"Its the fucking zombie virus! Son of a bitch, I told you this day was coming. No one believed me. Well, who the fuck is laughing now?! If I go first, you kill me before I eat ANYONE'S face off, do you hear me?" -Drew
"I don't want to eat people either! Don't let me eat people! They say it tastes like chicken but I don't believe them. PEOPLE TASTE LIKE PEOPLE NOT CHICKEN!" -Carter

"In ten years I'll be twenty. I'll be able to carry a gun and pistol whip Drew." -Gavin

"Oh my God, our son's first word is spoop?!" -Jenny

MY FAVORITE DREW INNER MONOLOGUE:
Unless that creaking means theres a ghost in the house. I've heard some strange noises every once in a while late at night and always wondered if the house is haunted. I bet it is. I bet that freaky little fucker wants to watch us have sex. Fine with me, buddy, enjoy the show. Just don't touch my ass at all during the event or I will call the Winchester brothers from Supernatural. Dean and Sam will fuck you up! I had a strange hand touch my ass one time in college during a threesome, and thats just something you don't get over. Random ass touching scares me more than spiders. -Drew

If you haven't read these... you are really missing out!!!

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Oct 24, 2012 Jill rated it really liked it

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Nov 04, 2012 Viviana rated it it was amazing

Shelves: great-funny-book

Oh my god!!!!!!! Amazing!!!!
Finally we got to know drew and Jenny.
And I am so excited to tell you that this book was THE funnies book of my reading year!!! The whole time I was laughing and sometimes I had to stop to belly laugh. If you haven't read the first 2 books do before you read this one. It just explains the whole story of how these 3 couples became friends. And they are funny as well. It's a must read. I will be reading this book again, soon! :) ...more

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Nov 11, 2012 * Meli Mel * rated it it was amazing

Shelves: favorites, lol-funny

*WARNING*
YOU MAY EXPERIENCE STOMACH CRAMPS, DIFICULTY BREATHING, AND WATERING OF EYES DUE TO EXCESSIVE LAUGHING.

Another AMAZING book from the Chocolate Lovers Series by Tara Sivec. Loved this book!!! Drew and Jenny and all the other characters were freaking HILARIOUS!!! I hope we read more of these characters soon.

YOU MUST READ THIS BOOK.

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Dec 06, 2012 Annie rated it it was amazing

Shelves: favorites

Haha "spoop" was Billy's first word!
This book is cuter than ever!! It was Drew and Jenny's POV. The story revolved around the store: Seduction and Snacks as well as Claire, Carter, Jim, and Liz. Story picked up where it left off of the second book. I thoroughly enjoyed it, it's funnier with Drew and Jenny :)
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