Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4) in TWILIGHT HATERS

Mar 22, 2009 deliabookworm rated it did not like it

This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. How many ways are there to say "sucked"? I think there must be a lot, because I can come up with a negative adjective for every. Single. Page. In the goddamn book. As you can probably tell by now, I hated Breaking Dawn. Where do I start?
Hm. Let me think...it's hard for me to remember, seeing as I've only read it twice, compared to the millions of times I've read Twilght/New Moon/etc. First: The wedding and honeymoon? Way too short. 75 pages? NO WAY. I wanted to read about B&E getting happy (perv How many ways are there to say "sucked"? I think there must be a lot, because I can come up with a negative adjective for every. Single. Page. In the goddamn book. As you can probably tell by now, I hated Breaking Dawn. Where do I start?
Hm. Let me think...it's hard for me to remember, seeing as I've only read it twice, compared to the millions of times I've read Twilght/New Moon/etc. First: The wedding and honeymoon? Way too short. 75 pages? NO WAY. I wanted to read about B&E getting happy (perv? Hell yeah)! But noooo, Edward had to suddenly come up with a bunch of sperm (out of nowhere) and get Bella pregnant. Pregnant? Really? No, seriously, let me repeat that: REALLY? Seriously, Stephanie Meyer? Did you really have to fall for one of the biggest cliches in literature? I would have nothing against the pregnancy had Bella and Edward just...been...older. But, of course, they're destined to be true loves...just like Romeo and Juliet, hmm, wonder where that came from. The relationship between Bella and Edward was sooo distorted and effed up. Horny a little? Just a lot. I have never liked Bella, and in BD she was impossible. Whiny, bit**y, and unbelievably selfish. How many times did she hurt Edward or Jacob? Too many to count. Seriously, did she ever think about doing something for Edward? Of course not! She complains forever about how he's too good for her, and I think he is. I personally don't really like Edward (ABUSIVE STALKER), but even he's too nice for Bella, that bit**. And poor Jacob! Bella tells him she's planning to have sex with Edward. Then she completely manipulates him while she's pregnant. I would have slapped Bella silly had I been him. I had my problems with Jacob throughout the book, though. Up until he imprinted on Renesme, I loved him. I felt his pain and wanted to cry too when he though Bella was dead. He was the only real character who wasn't completely out of character in Breaking Dawn. Then, SM has to go and imprint him on Renesme. Renesme. Really? Renesme? WTF? Yes, I hate the name. And I hate Renesme. She's the perfect solution to everything. But her relationship with her biological parents is non-existent. Instead, she spends all her time biting her fave pedophile, Jacob. Yes, I understand that their relationship is not sexual. I know that Jacob was not secretly raping Renesme or something retarded like that. But still, it was hard to wrap my head around the imprinting. It completely ruined Jacob for me.

And the "fight" with the Volturi? Soooo lame. I mean, WTF was J. Jenks in there for? He was just a page filler. He had nothing to do with anything except to build up the so-called "suspense" that Bella and Edward might be killed. And honestly? I hoped they would be killed. It would be a tragic ending for a horrible series. I might actually have been a bit sad. But, no, Stephanie Meyer had to make everything perfect and tie it all up with a pretty pink bow. Maybe the wrapping paper even had rainbows on it!

Pretty much? Breaking Dawn=epic fail. ...more

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May 10, 2009 Sleepydeathrebel rated it did not like it

Regretfully I have a bad habit of finishing books that I have started. I would not recommend anyone (no matter how much I despise them) to read this book. It should be stabbed and burnt.

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