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✨ARC REVIEW – Doodle Me by Eva Everhard✨
I cracked this ARC open, sipped my Coke, and line one hit me with: “whore”—I spat my drink. Instant chokehold. What a way to start a book.
By paragraph two I was gone: “my dark brows drew together forming one thick caterpillar above my eyes, the sexiest caterpillar you could imagine.”
Excuse me??? Sexiest. Caterpillar. Alive. 🪱 My brain short-circuited.
And then—custard launcher.
I have read a lot of books, seen a lot of questionable appendage nicknames, but n ...more
I cracked this ARC open, sipped my Coke, and line one hit me with: “whore”—I spat my drink. Instant chokehold. What a way to start a book.
By paragraph two I was gone: “my dark brows drew together forming one thick caterpillar above my eyes, the sexiest caterpillar you could imagine.”
Excuse me??? Sexiest. Caterpillar. Alive. 🪱 My brain short-circuited.
And then—custard launcher.
I have read a lot of books, seen a lot of questionable appendage nicknames, but n ...more
I don’t even know where to begin with Doodle Me by Eva Everhard. Five stars, not because it’s the greatest piece of literature ever written, but because I could not stop laughing from start to finish. The terminology in this book is simultaneously some of the best and worst I’ve ever come across; so bad it loops right back around to genius.
I was absolutely cackling. Honestly, do yourself a favour and just read it. You’ll either question every life choice that led you here, or you’ll be crying wi ...more
I was absolutely cackling. Honestly, do yourself a favour and just read it. You’ll either question every life choice that led you here, or you’ll be crying wi ...more
I had the pleasure of reading an ARC of this masterpiece, and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a book. I was crying! The terminology used had me cackling. I had so much fun - 5 stars ✨
5⭐ 3🌶️
Nick is very comfortable in life and when bartender Aurora catches his eye he decides he must have her, he must doodle her.
If you're looking for a plot then turn away.
If you're looking for spice scenes that get you in the mood, then honestly this also isn't the book for you.
However if your looking for a quick read that will lift you out of the darkest of moods then this book is perfect.
I was cringing, sighing (as in the sort of sigh you give a toddler after they ask the same question for ...more
Nick is very comfortable in life and when bartender Aurora catches his eye he decides he must have her, he must doodle her.
If you're looking for a plot then turn away.
If you're looking for spice scenes that get you in the mood, then honestly this also isn't the book for you.
However if your looking for a quick read that will lift you out of the darkest of moods then this book is perfect.
I was cringing, sighing (as in the sort of sigh you give a toddler after they ask the same question for ...more
2025:
Reading this book was an unforgettable experience.
I laughed and cringed in equal measure.
I now have a catalogue of new terms that as much as I wish they would, won't leave my brain.
"Clam of ecstasy."
"Chocolate starfish."
If you're looking for something that will absolutely cleanese your palette whilst also make you feel like you need to shower off the ick, this is the perfect book for that!
If Ms. Everhard decides to create a collection of flabbergasting novellas, I just know my curiosity wil ...more
Reading this book was an unforgettable experience.
I laughed and cringed in equal measure.
I now have a catalogue of new terms that as much as I wish they would, won't leave my brain.
"Clam of ecstasy."
"Chocolate starfish."
If you're looking for something that will absolutely cleanese your palette whilst also make you feel like you need to shower off the ick, this is the perfect book for that!
If Ms. Everhard decides to create a collection of flabbergasting novellas, I just know my curiosity wil ...more
There are not enough words that could accurately describe how wonderfully written this book is.
It's hilarious..
It's spicy.
It's cringey.
It's everything you need to get out of your head and have a good ol' belly laugh.
And belly laugh I did. I laughed so hard reading this book that I am convinced I pulled muscles in my entire body that I never knew existed. There may have been some giggle-snorts in the mix, but there was definitely a lot of silent, can't breathe laughs that had tears rolling down m ...more
It's hilarious..
It's spicy.
It's cringey.
It's everything you need to get out of your head and have a good ol' belly laugh.
And belly laugh I did. I laughed so hard reading this book that I am convinced I pulled muscles in my entire body that I never knew existed. There may have been some giggle-snorts in the mix, but there was definitely a lot of silent, can't breathe laughs that had tears rolling down m ...more
So you know those Tik-Toks that have the spray bottle ready for the terminology used in smutty scenes? think that... but an entire book, filled with them specifically to make you laugh. This is honestly the FUNNIEST book I have ever read. thank you EVA, this is just the smut i needed in my life. 44 pages of pure tears of laughter. PSA- do not try and read this in public HAHAHAH
HAHAHAHA this book is so damn funny 😂😂
Go nick for being so direct and territorial. I haven’t cringed but laughed so hard at a book in a long time.
If you’re looking for a funny smutty read, this is the one
Go nick for being so direct and territorial. I haven’t cringed but laughed so hard at a book in a long time.
If you’re looking for a funny smutty read, this is the one
I have never laughed so damn hard.
my husband, who doesn't read, ended up reading this whole thing with me because he enjoyed it so much.
If you have ever read a line in a spicey book and cringed , this book is for you. ...more
my husband, who doesn't read, ended up reading this whole thing with me because he enjoyed it so much.
If you have ever read a line in a spicey book and cringed , this book is for you. ...more
What in the ever loving erotica comedy did i just read?
This is one of the funniest things Inhave read, it’s basically erotic comedy. Remember puppetry of the … p3n1s? Yeah, that’s the vibe, and I loved it!
This is one of the funniest things Inhave read, it’s basically erotic comedy. Remember puppetry of the … p3n1s? Yeah, that’s the vibe, and I loved it!
What did I just read?????
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard reading a book.
Tears. There were literal tears!
A short, fast paced NSFW read with laugh out loud comedy and the most amazing one liners I have seen in a long time! ...more
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard reading a book.
Tears. There were literal tears!
A short, fast paced NSFW read with laugh out loud comedy and the most amazing one liners I have seen in a long time! ...more
Sep 25, 2025
Kate Smith
marked it as to-read
