Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4) in The Never Dying Group

Sep 17, 2008 ☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~ rated it did not like it

The most sickning, immature, unitelligent, chick flickish book i've ever read in my life! ...more

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Aug 03, 2008 Angel♥ rated it it was ok

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Aug 31, 2008 Spiffy π rated it it was amazing

This was really exciting and very suspenseful

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Jul 17, 2008 Nightshade rated it it was ok

Shelves: did-not-like-at-all

This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. Originally: I absolutely LOVED this book! Thought it was awesomely amazing and the most incredible thing on the face of the Earth!

Now, after I've gotten over my oh-my-gosh-Twilight-is-the-best-thing-since-sliced-bread phase: Meh. My favorite parts mostly consist of a bunch of things from Jacob's "book" (book? What the heck? Or, as Stephenie Meyer might say, What the fruitcakes?). This definitely is NOT on my good-books list.

A couple things I wish would've happened:

That Lizzie (the girl Jacob tri Originally: I absolutely LOVED this book! Thought it was awesomely amazing and the most incredible thing on the face of the Earth!

Now, after I've gotten over my oh-my-gosh-Twilight-is-the-best-thing-since-sliced-bread phase: Meh. My favorite parts mostly consist of a bunch of things from Jacob's "book" (book? What the heck? Or, as Stephenie Meyer might say, What the fruitcakes?). This definitely is NOT on my good-books list.

A couple things I wish would've happened:

That Lizzie (the girl Jacob tried to imprint on) had come back later in the book. I liked her. She was awesome. But since S. Meyer didn't have her earlier in the series OR later in the book again, she just seemed random (in a bad way). It was as if SM tried to put in a plot twist but FAILED.

Also that Jacob wouldn't have imprinted on Renesmee. Umm, hello, AWKWARD. "Oh, hey, I'm a guy who's not-really-a-werewolf but instead a shapeshifter, which I recently found out. That was after I fell in love with some chick who was madly in love with my sworn mortal enemy. Then she married said mortal enemy, almost died, had a kid, and now I'm in love with the kid." Uh, WHAT? That's sick. Just sick. But wait, Bella the Queen of All Knowledge has an answer for this one, too. It's explained a little with Quil and Claire (another case of a really creepy imprint thing). It says he would be like an older brother, or maybe when she was older, a best friend. OR a lover. Okay, you gotta decide, Stephenie- is Quil the friend or the lover?

Because if he's the lover, that's absolutely the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.

If he's the friend? Well, okay. I can handle that. That seems a little more normal. He can be like a big-brother figure in Claire's life. He'll watch her grow up, maybe help her out if there are guys being jerkwads to her, give her a few boyfriend tips, show her how to fold a paper airplane, whatever. That would be cool. Honestly, if she wrote a SHORT story about a bit of Quil and Claire like that, I'd read it. Well, I'd read it if it wasn't filled to the brim with clichés, grammatical errors, and bad plot structure like the entire Twilight series was.

But enough about the freakish imprinting deal- I'm grossing myself out just thinking about it.

The next time I update this, I'll add my thoughts on Edward and Bella's "relationship." ...more

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Dec 10, 2007 Stevie rated it it was ok

I am so tired of people screaming "It was all too much of a happy ending!! no conflict at all!" excuse me but what's wrong with a happily ever after once in a while? and I bet if Jake or some other main character died there would be a group hollering bloody murder so there's really no way to win. I am also sick of hearing people whining about the battle that never came...does everything have end with violence? The whole idea of the Cullen's way of life is that violence against others is a LAST r ...more

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