From the Bookshelf of 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back (Book List)…

The Dragon Vorltrarr let out such a loud roar that everyone in the easternmost, westernmost and southernmost kingdoms of the Land of Antigua heard him!

The Dragon Vorltrarr let out such a loud roar that everyone in the easternmost, westernmost and southernmost kingdoms of the Land of Antigua heard him!

The ocean creatures from both King Aquarmand and King Harnaqua began to fight. The octopuses and squids began to sword fight! The mermen from both sides also began to sword fight! The battle began! The sharks from both sides began to attack each other with their noses made of sharp swords!

Suddenly, as the princess was hugging him, Zrantorr’s fingernails grew into long, sharp claws! His face and body turned into a hideous-looking goblin! The creature that was holding onto the princess began to smell bad! The princess realized that she wasn’t hugging the Great Wizard Zrantorr at all! She had been tricked into thinking that she was with the Great Wizard Zrantorr! It wasn’t him at all! Princess Sasha realized that she was hugging one of the Evil Sorceress Gwendeviere’s goblins! The sorceress’ goblin let Princess Sasha go. Princess Sasha jumped back! The princess gasped at what she saw!” [sic] She was terrified! She had never been that close to one of the sorceress’ goblins before. Nor had she been alone with one. The goblin reached up and tried to attack the princess with its long, sharp claws!

Stephen yelled, "Take that Sir Billy!" Joseph yelled, "I got you Anthon! I have destroyed you with my sword!"

Stephen yelled, "Take that Sir Billy."

Joseph yelled, "I got you Anthon. I have destroyed you with my sword."

"I guess you're right! There really is no such place as the Land of Antigua!"

"I guess you're right. There really is no such place as ANTIGUA: The Land of Fairies, Wizards and Heroes."