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Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!*
"Aye! The ways of our civilization are in many ways warped and distorted, but what is your calling," she queried , bustily?

A, if not the definitive classic terrible fantasy tale, with a storied history unveiled over decades and still not fully uncovered.

It's obviously a Conan pastiche; it fits the story pattern perfectly. Unfortunately it also dials the purple prose up to eleven, with the judgment over word choice of a besotten teenager.
Grignr grappled with the lashing flexor muscles of the rep
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Andrea
Sep 30, 2020 rated it it was amazing
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Five stars because it had more laugh out loud moments than any book this year.
Five stars for Jim Theis for being young, and naive, and really, really into the genre, and for fearlessly sharing his effort with the world.
My enjoyment was only tempered hoping that the response he received didn't affect his life badly.
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Bryan Woerner
Mar 14, 2025 rated it did not like it
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Brian
Jun 26, 2024 rated it liked it
moth
Dec 05, 2020 rated it did not like it
Christian
Jan 17, 2022 rated it really liked it
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Lee
Nov 04, 2024 rated it did not like it  ·  review of another edition
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Mandie Cornelius
May 29, 2020 rated it liked it
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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back (Book List)