
drank every soda, going into sugar-high mode. So Peter Pan then had to contact...

in these situations and works for the UIBR (Unbelievable Incidents Beyond Ridicule) which he then called for...

Yeah.
Have you ever lost a phone to the washer?

jumped about frantically, pulling my phone out to call...

Haha, yeah.
Ever knocked over something very important to someone?

((Haha, you need to keep it going.))

Yeah
HYE gotten into a car crash?

Skydiving off the Grand Canyon?
(In or out?)

Ew, yeah.
HYE fallen down on a snowboard?

I'd think I'd die. If I opened the door, the pressure of the water would kill me before it drowned me, if I used the flashlight and it wasn't waterproof I would be burned, and the binoculars would be my last thing to hug before my impending doom...

.....Yeah. But it was a virtual test in my defense.
HYE gotten chased by a cop?

No. Wait--yeah never.
HYE gotten an A+ on a paper that you didn't really care about?

Turned around, stripped off his normal-guy-yet-creepy mask and became...

Haha, I just put those in at the last moment.

((Oops, I didn't see your comment, Alex before I posted.

grabbed my hat and put in on his head saying, "this is my only friend now," and started to walk away, but before he could...