
I'd load you with poison then shoot it at your face.

I'd draw moustaches on you.
If I were a key.

I'd replace all your eggs with onions.
If I was a screwdriver.

Hahaha. T_T You know what I meant. A faction quiz. A fraction quiz would be a NIGHTMARE.

(You don't have them in America? They're like cereal except glued together into a rectangle the you put the, in milk and they absorb the milk and it's deliciouuuuuus.)
I'd nock you down.
If I was a teacher.

Hang on. You fell with awesomeness, making me a god.

I'd walk through you forever.
If I were a wheet-bix.

I WAS REAAAAAAAAAAALLY HAPPY. SO HAPPY I COULD JUST DIE.

Anus.....THE STOMACH IS A DISHWASHER.

Suspicious...I'll look into it...

I would sing until Mr Simpson has a heart attack.
If I were a mirror.