
Every time I looked up a book I ended up here...

Chasing you... from the inside? O.o
KELLEY DON'T SHOOT!!!

Give the penguin back its credit card!

NOOO!!!! Somebody get a medic! I'm not going to let you die!
Kelley§Sierra wrote: "*gasp*
How dare you defy me,Watson.You don't deserve to live!*puts on goggles and gloves then slowly extracts 1D poster out of bag and unveils it before Watson*" GASP!!!! HOLMES, HOW COULD YOU?!?! I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD THE POWER OF THAT POSTER! THE WORL IS DOOMED!!!

Eyebrows are so overrated

*chains 1d zombies to wall.
I never thought it would come to this... I thought we erased boy bands when we took out the back street boys....

Holmes, we've been over this. I can't write, and besides, I have to (insert random thing here) with Mary. Have fun, and don't stay out too late!

I'll hold them down! Save yourselves!

*starts crying and wonders what is happening to the world

I'm either a 10, or on a good day, a 9.8

Oh, are you sure?
*looks off into distance sadly

THE PLAGUE IS UPON US!!!!

Does anyone have a blunt instrument I can bludgeon myself with? My doctor said it's good for me, I swear

Wie bitte? Das ist sehr langweilig, es tut mir leid. Aber, ich habe SEIDEN WURM LANDWIRTSCHAFT, SO ALLES GUT!!!!

*facewonderingwhywe'resayingface?
Josie Ona,♥Loves Gale,Will H and Harry Styles ♥ wrote: "No, guys, *speaks very slowly* the infection is good for you!!!"Guys, she farther along than I thought. At this stage, there's no cure available. I'm sorry, there's nothing we can do...