ᑕᗢᗝᒪḰᓮᖙᖇᗢჯ123 ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆’s Comments (group member since Jun 09, 2012)

ᑕᗢᗝᒪḰᓮᖙᖇᗢჯ123 ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆’s comments from the I AM NOT IMMATURE! I JUST KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN ;) group.

hehehehehehehhee

Harry potter

*red carpet*

Lord Voldemort!

*trumpets*

sarah

NO!!! :P jks indeed

sarah

WRONG

sarah

http://www.shadowsofoz.net/calendar/s...

YULE TODAY!!! OR WINETR SOLSTICE o_o THE DAY TEH OLIMPIANS MEET!! EVEN HADES!!!

well southern hemi it is!! today!! at 11:09p,!!

http://www.listology.com/darktremor/l...

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down.

7. If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to $10.99. Please pull up to the window."

8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief.

9. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni," using a long "i" sound.

10. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When finally offered proof that they are really (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"

11. Ask to see a menu.

12. Say you'll be able to pay for this "when the Hollywood people call back."

13. Demand imperiously, "Do you have ANY IDEA what is at stake with this pizza?!?"

14. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

15. Punctuate your sentences with exclamations such as "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."

16. Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry."

17. Sing the order to the tunes of songs from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album: "Chop your pizza on a mirror!"; "Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!"; or "Gimme Pizza! You will do what I say, when I say Gimme Pizza!"

18. Give your order, then state firmly, "And that's as far as this relationship is going to get."

19. Ask for a deal available from a different pizza chain (e.g., if phoning Domino's, ask for a CheeserCheeser)

20. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. Repeat this nested loop until asked to stop, then explain that you got "stuck."

21. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.

22. Learn to imitate a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer.

23. Attempt to teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

24. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

25. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

26. Order with a Speak-n-Spell.

27. If order-taker suggests a side order, ask why s/he is punishing you.

28. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (So-and-so)."

29. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your poutiest voice, "LAST guy let me do it..."

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.


15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"


18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.


21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

1) stand silent and motionless in the corner and never get off

2) Greet everyone with a warm handsake and ask everyone to called you Admiral

3) MEOW occasionally

4) Stare at a pasinger for a while tehn finally announce in horro: "YOU ONE OF THEM!" and back away slowly

5) Say "DING" at each floor

6) make explotion noises when someone presses a button

7) draw a little square on the floor with charcole and announce to everyone "This is my personal space"

8) When there ris only one otehr person tap them on teh shoulder and pretend it wasn't you

9) Drop a pen and wait until someone picks it up, then scream ; "THATS MINE!"

way to annoy somone: be me


also.

i read in alex rider that if you stare at somone's ack with all your focus and attention they'd turn and look at you. in a chilled sudy lesson i was trying to do it to this girl in my class but her friends kept on telling her taht i was staring at her and she was like (kaughingish) : STOP! its creepy!


:P i llolled

...i read PJO 1 3 times and the 6th 3 times the rest apart from teh 7th twice.. the 7th i read once and a half...

i'd of preferd one book and thats it.

the 7th percy jackson book adn the 2nd weren't as good as the rest of 'em..still dedicated fan!!

:P no not at all

hunger ganmes 2 was utterly boring...whats so good abotu it?

its almost 1am ^_^

NOP

sarah

lol yes indeed
kelly

kelly

ye

krlly