Lynx’s Comments (group member since Oct 06, 2012)

Lynx’s comments from the I AM NOT IMMATURE! I JUST KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN ;) group.

thought you said I could take the elephant home if I kept it in the garage!

Please make sure to bring your________

Get a friend and order by phone. While you order, have them scream "HELP! HELP!" and pretend that they've been kidnapped. When they start to yell out a location, hang up in a rush.

Grab a book off of the adult shelf. Make sure it's dirty. Sit down and read it loudly to a young child.

Eat potato chips and get grease all over the books everything.

Stay well away from shadows. Ask random strangers about Vashta Nerada and glance around nervously.

Stalk random strangers, preferably those with small children. Collect all of the books they return to the shelves.

Spoil the endings of bestsellers as loud as possible.

Push all the buttons so that you stop at every floor. When the doors open and nobody gets off or on, stick your head out and look around nervously. Check your watch every few seconds.

Yell advice at the characters during intense scenes.

Have a giant pillow fight in the bedding section.

Listen to heavy metal on earbuds while playing flappy bird. Stand in the front.

Symphonic Metal! I love how it's not music strictly for when you feel a certain way. When I'm happy, I can totally rock out, and when I'm sad I can listen to the lyrics.

My dad eating chips.

I read it greedily, because I'm probably 200th on the library waiting list for it.

I drop one of those weird robotic spiders from the Matrix

I email everyone you know.

I drop a chicken with blue feathers

Nightwish is one of my favorite bands! YAY! I liked all the singers, but Floor is the best (in my opinion).

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! EVENESCENCE IS AMAZING!! I love Amy Lee's voice!

His voice is good, but I wish they chose someone else to do the credits for the Desolation of Smaug. It sounded too "poppy". Awesome movie though!

I throw it back up to you because I don't know how anyone could ever survive without it.

I drop a red rose dipped in black paint (depressing right?)

Fruits Basket it really good, and that was my first Manga.

I catch it and glue it on again.
I drop Legolas

Burning buildings

86

Bendy. (I think that's a word, right?)