AaronHusar’s Comments (group member since Feb 19, 2015)

AaronHusar’s comments from the I AM NOT IMMATURE! I JUST KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN ;) group.

I live in a one story, so I'll just bite a can of peas. I don't have my own phone, so I'll just watch the news. I forgot my flashdrive, so I'll just read a phone-book. I want a pie, so I'll sleep outside tonight.

Spider-broke his promise, so I'll ask some lamb-chow for survival skills.

Darrell ate a bug. Proof: Darrell didn't eat a bug.

I want a rubber-band, because Frank went to the store today. I lost my toe watch, so I'll just eat a sauce car.

I bought some food because I paid for it. I was thirsty because I drank some water. I have to do a mail merge, so I'll spray paint my mailbox. I want a sibling, so I can buy a Honda Benson. My cat ran away, so I'll sell him to my neighbor. I ran out of money, so I'll buy a Dixie cup.

I saw a slug-bug, so I'll go to the bank. No blue Camrys passed by today so I'm playing Hookie. There's a blue house across the street, so I'll just eat a banana. I got an A on my test, so I'll look for some waves on dry land. I forgot my best friend's address, so I'll paint my room blue.

I lost my schoolbag, so I'll just paint my house green. I forgot my phone number, so I'll just cook a margarita. I'm not doing my work until the teacher paints the room a different color. I'm not doing my homework because I didn't see a three trailer tuck today.

He lost the bet because he ran out of money. There was snow because school was cancelled. He didn't brush his teeth because they fell out. She got pregnant because she gave birth. They got engaged because they were married.

Fluff a turpy tunip, beat a fluffy beach ball, roll in tar. Bite a cranky biggie, hide a piggy Smalls. If you wanna paint a colon then you have to tear a bedrock. Ask your dinner how it's doing, eat your feelings, be the food. Clean a germ, keep ice warm, peat a bread. Butter cup, fight me Bogar, slip a slide. Suck a watermelon, tell your secrets to a spy, yap your mouth off till it bleeds. Tip a banker, show a pro how it's done, give lip service to a crook.

Eat a pumice, bake a cube of ice, burn a lake.
Poke a hen, take some takes, beat up Axe.
Pour an avocado in the rear, slice a tv till it talks.
Climb a hole, dime a nickle, stop at green. Hug a cactus if you're lost, ask an ant for a ride. Carry elephant, ride a bug, ask a rock if you're both lost. Choose a lego, break a rock, eat some ivy if it's bad. Draw a diaper, click on stuff, break a toolbox if you're mad. Put on movies till they burst, take your laptop to the dance.

He didn't study because he failed the test.
He misplaced his bag because he lost it.
He failed because he got an F.
He ran out of time because he didn't finish.
The tornado sucked him because he flew in the air.
The light turned green because he went.
The light turned yellow because he slowed down.
An arrow turned on because he turned.
There was a stop sign because he stopped.

The light turned red because they stopped.