
The fence was friends with the Irish setter from Chicago.

Draw all over every book, inside and outside, with a permanent marker. Make sure to include all the pages inside.

Hello, Kylee, long time, no see.

Stare very creepily at everyone that gets on and off.

Let out a bunch of horrible screams and never stop.

Try to knock down all the bookshelves.

Throw books at people, including the librarian. When they look up, blame the person closest to you.

Throw chairs at the bookshelves.

23. Steal food from everybody's tables and eat the food you steal very greedily.

Get up on stage, and dance very stupidly in front of each singer without stopping.

Push every button at the same time if possible, over and over again, and do it frantically. Scream once in a while as you do it.

Go to everyone and just start dumping popcorn all over them.

Sing the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song after every sentence you say.

Knock every book in the library off the shelves. Then mix them all up in one big jumbled mess so that it will take forever for the librarian to sort them again.

Run around all over the store, screaming your head off, and never stop.

Go up on the stage with them, grab one of their microphones, and sing very loudly and badly.

Feed all the patients foods they're allergic to or not supposed to eat.

Sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...." over and over again.

Walk around with Bermuda shorts over your head.