
lucky! i want a kindle, but my parents say i have to buy it with my own money!

I speak sarcasm, pig latin, and English. (and i can count to 8, say hello, goodbye, and thank you in french. does that count?)

it's funny, you should read it.

YEAH? WELL IN SC ALL YOU SEE IS FORESTS, BUGS, AND RED CLAY! THE PEOPLE HERE ARE WEIRDOS!

i know! all my friends who have read it think Shakespeare's insane because of the faeries and donkeys (etc.)

no, i', pretty sure SC is!

hamlet
a midsummer night's dream (my favorite)

I <3 SHAKESPEARE!!!!!!!!!!!

i know! wait for the second! (catching fire)

iay maay noay ouryay ooftopray. uoyay avehay otay limbcay puay erethay.

ankthay ouyay! ownay owbay ownday eforebay emay!