Fran’s Comments (group member since Jan 19, 2012)

Fran’s comments from the Random Ramblings group.

I watch it every time I sleepover my one friends house. It's her favorite movie XD

Yup, it's only in the high 60's today :(

TPBM has sunburn?

Aw, that does suck.

Grammar Geeks unite!

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Zoey, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's rear end and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends . . . it will be their laugh for the day!

I was cracking up XD

I hate forwards, unless they're cute, like some insanely cute dog or something. Or my grandmom occasionally sends me one that is insanely funny. I'll post the one here.

I would spend 8 hours sleeping. Then split the rest of the time between reading, softball, swimming, science olympiad, baking, and more reading. Plus eating XD

Wow! Is that a true story?

READING!

I thought it was too, Ducky. For the same reason. Like the dinosaur egg evolved into what chickens are today.

Nope :)

TPBM just came inside?

I pretty much always am.

TPBM is gonna go outside because it's sooooo nice out?

Exactly!! Haha

LAHVE LAHFE!!!

Lucid (I almost wrote ludicrous XD.. Actually...)
LUDICROUS!!!

Because its the color of the fruit! XD I have no idea

I find it insanely funny when people stare at me like it's crazy... I don't know why XD

AH'VE MAHSSAD YAH TAH!!!

I wish something rhymed with orange. I would like the color even more.

Robin wrote: "HI PROUD!

Hello. My name is Robin and the last time I ate a fish...I don't think I've ever eaten a fish before.

*Cue the shark response*
{Yes, that was a Finding Nemo reference.}"

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA CRACKING UP!!!! And Rex I'd love to help! XD