Jasmine’s Comments (group member since Nov 21, 2010)

Jasmine’s comments from the The Extra Cool Group! (of people Michael is experimenting on) group.

well it depends when I am writing the review and where.

when I write them at work definitely no pants.

MyFleshSingsOut wrote: "There may be hope for you yet, Caris: http://www.examiner.com/sf-in-san-fra...

I read about this a few months ago and luckily reme..."

"You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything."

I like the faux chicken, but historically my relationship with chicken is with nuggets, so I'm looking for something really processed when I eat chicken nuggets.

I love macaroni and cheese.

Mariel wrote: "I'm miserable at grammar too! :)

The tuna can story sounds exactly like my childhood. "Everyone else eats meat.""

yeah my mom was working at a steak house at the time, her boss got pissed when I ordered a salad and fries.

stupid rural areas.

I sound much smarter drunk or even buzzed, I have a couple drunk reviews, my sentences and words get longer. on a normal basis I talk like a kid. There is no reason to over complicate communication.

oh, no I'm just miserable at grammar.

almost never.

why?

Kristi wrote: "Try being a vegetarian in Oklahoma. You will either learn to like them (as I did) or cease vegetarianism all together (which I also did)."

I totally understand when I was in maine I asked my stepfather to buy groceries and his response was "there are 20 cans of tuna in the pantry" yeah because what's better than only eating tuna for a month.

I hate hot dogs.

k.i I don't know, last time I ate a boca burger I was 10

boca burgers smell and look like cat food.

on the other hand I don't buy any premade veggie burgers so I'm bias and I only order them at the restaurants where what you get is more of a smushed vegetable patti then any kind of burger.

can you guys share it?

and can one of you explain it to me?

apparently the song the trick is to keep breathing by garbage is based on the trick is to keep breathing,which is impressively pretentious for bubblegum pop.

I don't make enemies here, or anywhere else for that matter.

and leonard cohen being leonard cohen.

there was also a cd in the arc of anathema, I don't know what it was though because I got the arc for a friend of mine


and the other direction, the eels guy mark everitt wrote a really amazing biography.

I love the band gatsbys american dream, which I think is a pretty obvious reference.

Shooting an arab by the cure

white rabbit by jefferson airplane

taylor swift has a thing about referencing romeo and juliet but fuck who doesn't.

five for fighting references superman in a couple of songs. (and spin doctors and three doors down)

they might be giants have at some point referenced everything in the world that is worth referencing





other cool inspirations:
the song boxing by ben folds is about muhammed ali and an announcers whose first name is howard
the song inaudible melodies is about bruce lee

Michael wrote: "Heyo, folks, lets provide some links! For those of us who don't know these reviewers, the names don't mean shit. We're trying to help people find/read these reviews, right?"

I'm sorry I can't link to you it just makes me look like I'm kissing ass.


http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

yeah no problem. I mean there is stuff I won't give away (I stopped loaning milan kundera after the third time I rebought one of his books) but as a rule most things I don't mind giving away.

If it is really important that I stalk you I might be able to fit you into my busy schedule.

Michael wrote: "I vote for being in the Polyester Era, but that sounds automatically retro. Do we have to have a Modern Age before we can be in the Post-Modern Age?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z36Z0F...

I don't write my reviews for anyone but myself (is that too selfish?) If I feel like saying something about a book, I write it.

not at all I'm like that.

although I noticed when I wrote a recent review of foer's book that it wasfor myself in retaliation against all the negative things I thought people were going to say about thebook.