
Yes
Is it Autumn Season where you live?

Nope. I kinda suffer from insomnia... I don't get sleep that easily
Is it night time where you are?

Nope, it's night time
Are you reading something?

*Doctor arrives late*
Doctor - Sorry I'm late
Patient - It's okay. I'm PATIENT

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was TWO TIRED!

How do you make an egg laugh?
You crack it up!