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"Once every hundred thousand years the most epic party in the universe will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party, as it was foretold in the scrolls.
So take that pudding, pour it on your chest and let it melt down to your genitals.
It's go time."- opening of Lets Get This Terrible Party Started
First Name: Daniel
Middle Name: You, as in "enveloping you in a sensual manner."
Last Name: Sexbang
Nickname:Danny, Dan, Danimal, Extravadanza, Mazel Tov Cocktail, The Unicorn Wizard, Savior of 6969, Dragon Slayer
Age:17
Date of Birth: New York
Place of Birth:New York
Nationality: American Israeli

"These balls are beautiful."
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Crush: Open
Relationship Status: "Ready to mingle, ladies."
Appearance:

Full Physical Description: He has an amazing JewFro and shaves constantly, he is slim but muscular and strong, 6'9"
Dressing Style:Either wears blue spandex with a red Star of David in the middle, with a cape lined with fur of a wolf, or he wears his usual Multi-Coloured Kimonos
Personality:
Danny is extremely sexual and flowy and is known to be high quite often, but when he isn't under the influence of "Mary Jane" he is quite deadly. He believes that he is "A Jewish Super Hero." And the cockiness to boot. He is apparently so amazing in bed that he can only last 3 minutes, lest the ground around him will start crumbling."

"I know exactly who did the broad's man's brains in... Mycaruba." -Mycaruba Skit
History:
His Father, an Israeli tank commander in the Yom Kippur war. His mother, a single lady in Manhatten. They met after his father moved to New York and got married and had child. That child is the child of prophecies, Leigh Daniel Avidan, also known as Daniel Sexbang. At the age of 17 after being unemployed, he played so much Morrowind after smoking tons of weed and avoiding physical contact that when he did go outside he saw people as Morrowind characters. He ate 29 weed brownies in the span of three days after a friend had one, been in a threesome with two females. He was born into an extremely good family, as when he was ten and was riding in the car, he stuck his head out the window and his NY Giants hat was blown off, his father, Avi, turned around, went through traffic to pick it up. He recently met his friend/bandmate/roommate, Ninja Brian, quite recently, and they have already released 3 albums; NSFW, Strawberries and Cream, and Additude City, and has an upcoming Cover Album: Under the Covers. He supposedly went to the year 6969 and stopped the anti boning regime, restoring peace and sex to the world. He has also allegedly "Won the Super Bowl by himself, can lift an entire continental shelf, and cured all diseases." The last statement is surprisingly true, there was only one antidote, and after a patient was givin it and stated that they were "Immediately feeling better." Ninja Brian broke their neck and stabbed them 900 times, he apologized to Danny

People:
Father: Papa Sexbang
Mother: Momma Sexbang
Sibling(s): N/A
Other:
Pets:
Princess Tinkles
(Pomeranian)
Baron Von Poopenstein
(Dachshund)
Friends: Ninja Brian
Enemies:
Talents / Gifted skills. (For Talented & Gifted Students only. 1 for Talented, 2 for Gifted students)
◆ Extremely Fast
◆ Can wrestle an Everglades Alligator whilst high
◆ Seems to be immortal as Brian has killed him multiple times
Strongest Subjects
◆ Anatomy ;)
◆ Music
◆ P.E.
Weakest Subjects
◆ Math
◆ Science
◆ Literature
Likes:
◆Roses
◆Listening
◆Boning
◆ Skittles
◆ Ritz crackers
◆ Ninja Brian
Dislikes:
◆ No Reason Boners
◆ Abstinence
◆ Ninja Brian
◆
◆
Home:
Roommate: Ninja Brian
Level of Student:
Gifted
Area Of Study (Refer to Student information Thread.)
Assassination Preference. Big and Loud ;)

Strengths: (Personality Wise.)
◆ Singer
◆ Incredible Photoshop skills
◆ His Jewy Caramel center
◆ His full on Jewform
◆
Weaknesses: (Personality Wise.)
◆Terrible Photoshop skills
◆Extremely Cocky
◆Smokes Weed too much and is unable to unleash his true Jewy potential
◆
◆

"She tells some ghost story 'bout some man she thinks done her man in, 'cept it ain't no story. Everyone in the neighborhood's heard it by now, the story, about Mike Aruba."
Other:
◆ Theme Song: NSP Theme Song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgPpgxV...
◆ In a band with Ninja Brian Called Ninja Sex Party
◆ Weapon:

((It also shoots beams when he strums it because fuck you that's why))
◆ His real name is Leigh (pronounced Lee) Daniel Avidan
◆ Our favorite pizzas:
Danny: 14" sausage
Ninja Brian: fuck you
Our favorite ice cream flavors:
Danny: Fudge Nipple
Ninja Brian: go eat a huge sack of dicks
Our favorite condiments:
Danny: Gentleman's Relish
Ninja Brian: *murders you*

"Little did I know that the broad herselves would soon end up dead. Killed. By Mahcarooba."-Mycaruba Skit

Middle Name: You, as in "enveloping you in a sensual manner."
Last Name: Sexbang
Nickname:Danny, Dan, Danimal, Extravadanza, Mazel Tov Cocktail, The Unicorn Wizard, Savior of 6969, Dragon Slayer
Age:17
Date of Birth: New York
Place of Birth:New York
Nationality: American Isreali
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Straight
Crush: Open
Relationship Status: "Ready to mingle, ladies."
Appearance:

Full Physical Description: He has an amazing JewFro and shaves constantly, he is slim but muscular and strong, 6'9"
Dressing Style:Either wears blue spandex with a red Star of David in the middle, with a cape lined with fur of a wolf, or he wears his usual Multi-Coloured Kimonos
Personality:
Danny is extremely sexual and flowy and is known to be high quite often, but when he isn't under the influence of "Mary Jane" he is quite deadly. He believes that he is "A Jewish Super Hero." And the cockiness to boot. He is apparently so amazing in bed that he can only last 3 minutes, lest the ground around him will start crumbling."
History:
His Father, an Israeli tank commander in the Yom Kippur war. His mother, a single lady in Manhatten. They met after his father moved to New York and got married and had child. That child is the child of prophecies, Leigh Daniel Avidan, also known as Daniel Sexbang. At the age of 17 after being unemployed, he played so much Morrowind after smoking tons of weed and avoiding physical contact that when he did go outside he saw people as Morrowind characters. He ate 29 weed brownies in the span of three days after a friend had one, been in a threesome with two females. He was born into an extremely good family, as when he was ten and was riding in the car, he stuck his head out the window and his NY Giants hat was blown off, his father, Avi, turned around, went through traffic to pick it up. He recently met his friend/bandmate/roommate, Ninja Brian, quite recently, and they have already released 3 albums; NSFW, Strawberries and Cream, and Additude City, and has an upcoming Cover Album: Under the Covers. He supposedly went to the year 6969 and stopped the anti boning regime, restoring peace and sex to the world. He has also allegedly "Won the Super Bowl by himself, can lift an entire continental shelf, and cured all diseases." The last statement is surprisingly true, there was only one antidote, and after a patient was givin it and stated that they were "Immediately feeling better." Ninja Brian broke their neck and stabbed them 900 times, he apologized to Danny

People:
Father: Papa Sexbang
Mother: Momma Sexbang
Sibling(s): N/A
Other:
Pets:
Princess Tinkles
(Pomeranian)
Baron Von Poopenstein
(Dachshund)
Friends: Ninja Brian
Enemies:
Talents / Gifted skills. (For Talented & Gifted Students only. 1 for Talented, 2 for Gifted students)
◆ Extremely Fast
◆ Can wrestle an Everglades Alligator whilst high
◆ Seems to be immortal as Brian has killed him multiple times
Strongest Subjects
◆ Anatomy ;)
◆ Music
◆ P.E.
Weakest Subjects
◆ Math
◆ Science
◆ Literature
Likes:
◆Roses
◆Listening
◆Boning
◆ Skittles
◆ Ritz crackers
◆ Ninja Brian
Dislikes:
◆ No Reason Boners
◆ Abstinence
◆ Ninja Brian
◆
◆
Home:
Roommate: Ninja Brian
Level of Student:
Gifted
Area Of Study (Refer to Student information Thread.)
Assassination Preference. Big and Loud ;)
Strengths: (Personality Wise.)
◆ Singer
◆ Incredible Photoshop skills
◆ His Jewy Caramel center
◆ His full on Jewform
◆
Weaknesses: (Personality Wise.)
◆Terrible Photoshop skills
◆Extremely Cocky
◆Smokes Weed too much and is unable to unleash his true Jewy potential
◆
◆
Other:
◆ Theme Song: NSP Theme Song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FgPpgxV...
◆ In a band with Ninja Brian Called Ninja Sex Party
◆ Weapon:

((It also shoots beams when he strums it because fuck you that's why))
◆ His real name is Leigh (pronounced Lee) Daniel Avidan
◆ Our favorite pizzas:
Danny: 14" sausage
Ninja Brian: fuck you
Our favorite ice cream flavors:
Danny: Fudge Nipple
Ninja Brian: go eat a huge sack of dicks
Our favorite condiments:
Danny: Gentleman's Relish
Ninja Brian: *murders you*