
dah twee don't wook wike a bunny wabbit Michael! i wook wike sushi!

Hallo, say dat to my little goldfish!

Trycicles were specifically made for Government Officials.

Hamburgers are made of Fresca and fries are made of tape!

I got killed in a gellatin factory on Tuesday!

Trapping Terri Takes Tacos

lol my mom had that " hello Buddy the Elf whats ur favorite color" for her voicemail once!

Jamming out in ur gatepost is pratical and should be repeated daily.

Jerry just got a new hat shaped like a tasty crescent roll.

loving ur towels is important to librarians.

I know a magical spider who enjoys talking gibberish and reading People magazine! he invited me over to lick cats and ride on apricots!

TAKE A BATH IN GRAVY JOHNATHAN! YOUR PERSONAL HYGINE IS TURNING GREEN!

and the earthquake can cause unusual pain in the hair...

Tom ur a git! stop playing with that chair!

No don't drop that kayak!

like OMG ur like turning purple Matt!

no dear you can't have pineapples for ur birthday!