
nope
TPBM had someone they were close to but then you become distant?

nope
TPBM will always be a kid at heart no matter how old you get?

no. I'm allergic.
TPBM already has a college picked out?

can't. too short.
TPBM will always have a special spot for his/her first fandom?

electricity
WYR bungee jump off a bridge or a tall building?

nope
TPBM started school already?

Don't watch it
TPBM has a game that they're currently obsessed with?

Go to Hogwarts
WYR have to listen to your least favorite music or listen to someone who can't sing?

Keep Calm and be a crazed fan