That Snail Kiddo’s Comments (group member since Feb 22, 2020)

That Snail Kiddo’s comments from the My dumb story stuff. group.

Well, the thing is, Since Clem is also a godkidTM, Saori sees her as somewhat of an equal compared yknow, the rest of the human race. But at some point Clem realizes that hey, her no homo gf is kind of a jackass, and then she's like "yo, ur a jackass, can you not?" Because when ur gf goes around killing people and ignoring your insignificant mortal feelings it makes you feel like shit and at some point enough is enough.

geoflame wrote: "when was monday locked up in relation to the events that occur directly prior to the story? did it affect the way the world is now, or has the damage been reversed?"
monday was locked up right around 1860. She didn't have much control over anything on earth so it didn't change much there.

geoflame wrote: "how does human torch gf feel about saori's god complex?"

She's a little fed up with her bullshit at this point, tbh

The three sisters:
Delphi
Terri
Yuli

The horsemen:
Uri
Ezra
Jamie
Monday

The mfing greek big three:
Cove
Calder
Uri

The season bois:
Uri
Kaya
Jamie
Cam

The elementalTM bois:
Charlie
Kaya
Calder
Cove

((List of major Gods and their popular groupings))

Monday: the void/darkness/general emptiness
Charlie: Light/stars/fire/the day
Uri: Death/winter
Kaya: Life/Summer
Cam: Spring/Medicine
Ezra: Love/general Intoxication/Sickness (see: macdoesit's "I am the God of tits and wine" mug)
Jamie: War/Autumn/strategy
Calder: Water/ice
Cove: The weather/the sky in general/air shit
Terri: Time
Delphi: Space
Yuli: fate

Notable characters:

Saori: (15) She's a sarcastic little asshole. She used to be nice, until she realized that she was practically immortal and therefore didn't have to face the consequences that came with being a regular person. After the whole Uri shabang, she developed a slight superiority complex, that kind of scared off most of her friends. Most things in life are kind of boring to her, so all she really has left to entertain herself is trying to kill those God guys. poor girl, she's lost most interest in what life has to offer, and she's not even out of highschool. She doesn't try in school at all, and often skips, knowing that if she guesses on her tests, probability shit's got her covered. Recently picked up smoking because she knows it won't kill her. Her family is pretty wealthy, and they live in a house by the water. Her mother spends most of her time at work, and, like, tries to pretend she doesn't hate her daughter, but it isn't really working. Saori looks nothing like either of her parents, leading her father to believe that he was cheated on (she didn't) Which doesn't make him angry, so much as really fucking sad. her dad works from home, but spends most of the day locked up in his office.

Akihito: (21) Saori's brother. He's graduated from high school and plays bass for his band. Lives in an apartment with a few friends, works three jobs, and is usually stoned. He's vaguely aware of the whole God thing, and everytime something weird is happening, he just assumes it's his sister and her "s...uperhero...friends or...whateverthefUCK" messing around with the general order of things. Not very important to the story, tbh, but he's a fun character to shitpost about. Oh yes, also, he's the big gay.

Clementine: (15) Clem is baby. She's kind of sheltered, never had much access to the internet, and has lived two houses down from Saori all her life. She's extremely gullible and socially awkward, so she's always been fine with her older siblings and Saori taking the spotlight. She just wants everyone to be happy, yknow? She's pretty much the one person who's stuck by Saori no matter what, and is super fucking skeptical about all the other kids. Her dad's been in and out of the hospital ever since she was little, and so she's learned to be more reliant on her friends than her family. Oh yeah and she's mega clingy.

Jeremy:(16) The kid of one of the three sisters. The timelord, to be specific. He can kind of just fuck around with time. slow it down/speed it up/time travel stuff(but he can only do that one if he's with teleportation girl). He's a lawful good son of a bitch, and is over all just a pretty decent guy. He's a bit of a narcissist, and believes that he just has the best most amazing moral compass. He fucking H A T E S Saori (the feeling is mutual) And has more dad energy than he knows how to handle. the hoe thinks he's a fucking saint, he can't be wrong. He's a stubborn little asshole but like he tries to be nice but is it working? n o.

Isla: (17) "paired" up with Jeremy and one other kid. They all go to a private school in england. Isla can mess around with stuff. She can teleport, grow and shrink things, and overall just be a fuckass. She's amazing, though. So much mom energy. She's the oldest out of all the Godly kids. She's been friends with Jeremy since middle school, and they're kind of just best buds. She's v quiet, and a real stickler for rules, comes across as very shy, but that's mostly just because she doesn't enjoy talking to people. She finds that it's a waste of time. Totally fucking in love with Jeremy sweet jesus how hasn't he noticed yet.

Ollie:(11) Her name is Olivia, but fuck you. Ollie is the youngest of them all, and is grouped in with Isla and Jeremy because they had an odd number of kids. She, like Jeremy and Isla, is a child of one of the three sisters. And our bitch can see the future, and can kind of sense things about people. She really out here just vibing. She acts a lot more mature than most kids her age, to the point where it can come off as intimidating and even a little scary. But at her core she really is just smoll, and she's scared and overwhelmed really easily.

Thank you. Thank you so much

Oh yeah she also realizes that everything is fucked and blames the Gods for it even though they are T R Y I N G TH E I R G O D D A M N B E S T. And she starts a totally not cult that's set on taking down the Gods because hoes mad

So you know how the demigods are usually the good guys? Well, to that, I say fuck writing children who don't totally abuse their powers. This is the part where I explain what the hell is going on with those human kiddos the Gods built.

So, all the major Gods built these kids, and there are around 9 of them (because Monday is in the void, and Kaya is too busy being a human). Each kid lives around at least one other kid so it's easier to keep an eye on them.

So here's the whole fucked up mess part. The Gods tried their best to fix the world, but it's kind of out of their control at a certain point. And that means everything is still kind of ass.
So our main bitch, Saori, was built by the mothefucking death God, so she's pretty much just impervious to all harm. She can't get hurt, and she can't get sick, unless you go through a really painfully specific process to get the job done. Probability also tends to tilt in her favor, if she wasn't already OP enough. Her best friend, is named Clementine, and being linked up with the light God, she can light herself on fire. So these two girls are walking home from school, when they get jumped. The dude has a knife, and they get cornered, and they're fucking terrified. So this guy goes to shank Clem, but Saori s k e e t s in front of her because no homo but they're totally gay for each other. The knife deadass just bounces off of her, and while the guy is standing there being confused, they just run off. They get back to Saori's house and they're freaking the hell out, and then death man appears like "yo, so you want an explanation?" and they're like "yUH" and so they get an explanation. It's at some point after that point that our gal realizes that, 1. She's most likely going to outlive all of her friends, 2. that she can pretty much live life without consequences because of the whole probability thing, and 3. She's better than everyone else, and she doesn't need to treat anyone as her equal unless she fucking feels like it. She's also, now super duper curious about the other kids, so she and Clem go off on this whole mission thing to find the rest of them.

dude dude death boi's voice claim is crowley from good omens do you approve

I don’t have one yet I’m still trying to figure out how to do plot shit

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Meanwhile, Monday was getting pissed. Everything was getting too loud. Too full. She needed to fix it before she went fucking crazy.
She started deleting entire chunks of the universe. and everything was going rather swell for her, until she got caught. they chained her up in this empty void pocket, and now she's being all angry and shits going whack because she's angry. And the only person who's able to calm her the hell down, is stuck in a mortal body with no memories of any godly shit. So they yeet her back over to godland and try to get her to remember all this shit, but she can't, and this part of the story is just them dealing with that.

Uri was the God of death. And he missed his fucking sister. He didn't want all her hard work to go to waste, so he came up with a plan. Each (major) God would create a kid. No, they didn't fuck. None of them could have kids. Their bodies just didn't function like that.

So they literally built children. From scratch. out of human m e a t. And they bestowed each kid with an ability by putting a little bit of themselves inside of said child. See, now they had a reason to give a shit. no way were they putting these unique little creations that they care about in a place as fucked up as the world was at that point. they fixed it up a little and yeeted the kids on in there.

Okay. It's time to come up with an entire mythological pantheon! 3,2,1, fasten your seatbelts because it's time to create the universe.


but not yet. Before the universe, there was the void. And in the void, lived Monday. Monday lived alone in deafening, horrible, suffocating, excruciating silence. until one day, she didn't. Out of nowhere, Charlie showed up. And with Charlie, came light. Soon after Charlie, The three sisters showed up. Gods started appearing left and right along with their respective things. But Monday wasn't in charge of a thing that anyone needed. she was in charge of emptiness, and loneliness, and a deep rooted hunger for destruction. She belonged to the void, but the void was gone. But that was okay. She had her friends.

Then came the rise of civilization. All the Gods waited to be worshipped, and praised, and recognized for their accomplishments. But that time never came. They waited. And waited. And waited. The humans believed in different Gods. The greeks, the romans, hinduism, christianity. Some of them came close, but none of them were...well...them. They began to get angry, sad, and confused. They started to turn away from the humans, not putting in any effort to restore order to their world.

But one of them finally decided to give a fuck. At long last, the goddess of life, Kaya, had enough of this petty bullshit. She built herself 70 mortal bodies, and set about living her life as a human, so she could better understand them, and better empathize with them. None of her human incarnations remembered that they were, you know, a god, because that would ruin the whole point.

The fucked up part, was that it wasn't working for the rest of them. They still didn't give a fuck.

questions.

lay them on me bitches

barrade me with them, god damnit.

(I'll add more tomorrow, but-)Our main characters being:

Arno: 24 year old boy living in the woods. He's way too tired for any of this bullshit, but his mom got a good dose of that delphi magic soup, so he knows better than to fuck around with big tiddi omnipotent Gods. He doesn't exactly know who his dad is, but it can only be assumed that he had some magic soup in his veins too((or he made a pact with Calder, which would be a COMPLETELY different fucked up mess to deal with)) because he, despite having a mother with clairvoyance, ended up with hydrokinesis. Got homeschooled after accidentally busting a pipe in his art class on the second week of kindergarten. His sister was surprised it didn't happen sooner. He's kind of an asshole, but anyone who's stuck with him this far is in far too deep to give up on him now.

Alexa: Arno's sister. she's 22 and runs a pseudo magic lab deep in a city nearby. This stone cold bitch survived public school with flying colors, and skipped two grades. good for her. She wasn't born with any powers, per say, but the hoe is a fucking genius. Despite all that, she always felt ignored by her mom. She didn't get to spend all that much time with her, seeing as she wasn't homeschooled (unlike her brother) And she had no magical ability to be taught about (unlike her brother) And she had no temperamental outbursts that had to be controlled (unlike her brother), therefore her problems weren't the first priority. She's a complete workaholic (unlike her brother) as a result of finding more comfort in her studies/her job than the people around her (unlike her brother). She's also, kind of an asshole. But at least she tries not to be (unlike- I think you know the drill)

Okay. So, I'm explaining the God thing in the topic about Kaya, but pretty much there are these Gods, and a hot fucking steaming bubble of magic soup at the center of the earth. Of course, a little bit of that seeped into some human bois and made them not so human. This part of the story mainly focuses on a bunch of these not-so-human people dealing with the fallout of that sneaky cold war type thing that's going on with the God's and their creations. It's more of a slice of life thing that happens while these mindfucked cult leader immortal children try to take down the literal embodiments of everything in the universe.

The main characters of this part of the story get involved with a little plot, but only because three mindfucked god kids live right in their town and have suddenly went missing. Being the only people around these three kids who just so happened to be able to deal with magic, They are approached by The three sisters (You'll hear about them in the other thing). The three sisters are fucking terrifying, and they want their kids back, so our main characters piss themselves submissively in the face of our lovely eldridge deities before playing detective to find these little hoes.