Joe Montaperto

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in Brooklyn, New York, The United States
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Joe Montaperto I don't really experience writer's block very often, because I am writing memoirs - so the events are true...the only time I really get stumped for a …moreI don't really experience writer's block very often, because I am writing memoirs - so the events are true...the only time I really get stumped for a bit is figuring out which is the best event to write about, the most interesting for the reader. I usually write it over and over again (long-hand), till it starts to take the form I want it to - or sometimes, it doesn't work at all and I don't use it. Really, I can write the same scene over, like, 25 times, till I get the flow, the rythm and the voice I want.(less)
Joe Montaperto For me - it's the sense that I can write something entertaining and interesting regarding events that have taken place in my life over the years, and …moreFor me - it's the sense that I can write something entertaining and interesting regarding events that have taken place in my life over the years, and have it be meaningful and impactful for others when they read it. It's a sense of this creativity that flows inside you - a kind of release - and sense of accomplishment all at the same time. For me, writing can be very grounding and therapeutic, and satisfies the urge and need to create.(less)
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The long walk in nature has totally changed Joe's perspective on that trapped desperation he was feeling in the Otavalo market, as he continues to make observations.

I amble contentedly back to my hostel - and just crash. It’s the deepest slumber I can remember in… well, maybe forever. As I finally do wake up, I feel like I’m in a whole different head.
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"The long walk in nature has totally changed Joe's perspective on that trapped desperation he was feeling in the Otavalo market, as he continues to make observations. I amble contentedly back to my hostel - and just crash. It’s the deepest slumber..." Read more of this blog post »
"Joe continues to make observations as he makes his way through Otavalo. Alpaca. That’s what the Otavalans are mainly renowned for. Their traditional weavings. It’s a type of wool, or something, that features these unique designs of all kinds. Qu..." Read more of this blog post »
"Otavalo. Yeah, that’s the name of the town I’m in now. Finally got my sorry ass out of the bed in Quito, consulted my ‘Lonely Planet’ guidebook - and decided to take the two hour bus ride here. This is an Andean indigenous town which is famous al..." Read more of this blog post »
"Joe is in his Quito hostel room trying to figure out where it all went wrong. Honestly, a lot of time I’m thinking all this stuff is just trauma from the whole fucked up New York mentality that is so hard to shake. As I’ve said before about New Y..." Read more of this blog post »
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“Ask not what your Joe Montaperto can do for you, but rather what YOU can do for your Joe Montaperto.”
Joe Montaperto, The Edge of Whiteness

“The first time I saw you, my heart fell. The second time I saw you, my heart fell. The third time fourth time fifth time and every time since, my heart has fallen.
I stared at her.
You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Your hair, your eyes, your lips, your body that you haven't grown into, the way you walk, smile, laugh, the way your cheeks drop when you're mad or upset, the way you drag your feet when you're tired. Every single thing about you is beautiful.
I stared at her.
When I see you the World stops. It stops and all that exists for me is you and my eyes staring at you. There's nothing else. No noise, no other people, no thoughts or worries, no yesterday, no tomorrow. The World just stops and it is a beautiful place and there is only you. Just you, and my eyes staring at you.
I stared.
When you're gone, the World starts again, and I don't like it as much. I can live in it, but I don't like it. I just walk around in it and wait to see you again and wait for it to stop again. I love it when it stops. It's the best fucking thing I've ever known or ever felt, the best thing, and that, beautiful Girl, is why I stare at you.”
James Frey, A Million Little Pieces

“Being invisible when you used to be seen...it's like being dead, but no one mourns you.”
C.L. Herman

“Ask not what your Joe Montaperto can do for you, but rather what YOU can do for your Joe Montaperto.”
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Joe Montaperto "Ask not what your Joe Montaperto can do for you. but what you can do for your Joe Montaperto."

John F. Kennedy
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