“
For a moment, both men (not to mention several skeleton monsters) stood completely still, dumbfounded. Hal recovered first, pumping both arms in the air. "HAHAHAHA! JUST LIKE THEY SAY! RED BULL GIVES YOU WIIINGS!
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― Ebott's Wake
― Ebott's Wake
“
Do you have to do that?"
"Do what?"
"Talk with your mouth open."
"That's how talking works dumbass."
"I meant chew with your mouth open. This is a Chinese joint not a seafood joint."
"Yeah, well, you snore and you show no signs of stopping. So I guess neither of us is getting what we want today."
"Jesus Christ, will you two get a room already? The sexual tension is thicker than the sweet and sour sauce."
Both agents turned to see a man carrying several takeout boxes from the cash register
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― Terra Incognita
― Terra Incognita
