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She placed the beer in front of him. “Keep on wishing, babe,” she purred. “I’m STD free and want to remain that way.
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― Forged Contracts
― Forged Contracts
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She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only be a problem if I wanted to live a lot longer. Fertility says, " That's how I feel about my giant credit card debt." So we have sex. If you could call it that.
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― Survivor
― Survivor
