11 books
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5 voters
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I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons.
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― Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
― Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things
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He threw caution to the wind. Caution was not too fond of the wind and would later seek revenge on him for this treacherous debauchery.
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― The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories
― The Stork Ate My Brother...And Other Totally Believable Stories





















