Insults


The Book of Insults (Literary, Political and Historical Hu)
The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition: Comebacks, Taunts, and Effronteries (Snark Series)
A Contracted Spouse for the Prizefighter (Victorian Prizefighters #3)
Spinster Sister (Lawless Ladies, #1)
The Mésalliance (Rockliffe, #2)
Unclaimed (Turner, #2)
The Devil to Pay (MacLachlan Family, #1)
Carnal Urges (Queens & Monsters, #2)
More Than a Mistress (Mistress Trilogy, #1)
The Enemy (Ghosttown Riders, #5)
Unraveled (Turner, #3)
Chasing the Earl (The Arrogant Earls, #2)
The Corinthian Duke (Rogues & Gentlemen #13)
Outlier (Daydreamer, #3)
His Curvy Rejected Mate (Five Packs, #4)
Rick Riordan
Right before the game, she strolled up to me. "Hey, Seaweed Brain." "Will you stop calling me that?" She knows I hate that name, mostly because I never have a good comeback. She's the daughter of Athena, which doesn't give me a lot of ammunition. I mean, "Owl-head" and "Wise Girl" are kind of lame insults. ...more
Rick Riordan, The Demigod Files

Eoin Colfer
Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something." Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl? ...more
Eoin Colfer

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