“
So, you’re asking me how long before a couple can break up after having sex?”
And I was a tomato. “Yeah.”
“So you’ve never broken up with someone after having sex?”
I stared at him. And that smug sonofabitch had the nerve to chuckle. My face was on fire and I wanted to slide to the floor. Under the tile. “That’s not . . . it isn’t—”
“I can fix that for you. Seems like the least I can do.
”
― Chasing Headlines
― Chasing Headlines



