Bill Maher


New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
When You Ride Alone You Ride With Bin Laden: What the Government Should Be Telling Us to Help Fight the War on Terrorism
What This Comedian Said Will Shock You
Does Anybody Have a Problem With That? The Best of Politically Incorrect
Notes on Being a Man
True Story
Capital in the Twenty First Century
Last Branch Standing: A Potentially Surprising, Occasionally Witty Journey Inside Today's Supreme Court
Eat Your Ice Cream: Six Simple Rules for a Long and Healthy Life
Where We Keep the Light: Stories from a Life of Service
The Unwinding: An Inner History of the New America
How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will
Age of Revolutions: Progress and Backlash from 1600 to the Present
The Let Them Theory
Bill Maher
That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie. ...more
Bill Maher

Bill Maher
New Rule: Since Glenn Beck is clearly onto us, liberals must launch our plan for socialist domination immediately. Listen closely, comrades, I've received word from General Soros and our partners in the UN--Operation Streisand is a go. Markos Moulitsas, you and your Daily Kos-controlled army of gay Mexican day laborers will join with Michael Moore's Prius tank division north of Branson, where you will seize the guns of everyone who doesn't blame America first, forcing them into the FEMA concentr ...more
Bill Maher, The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

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