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Ah, yes. An adult lefty women now in her prime, I still remember the Umbridge-like welts on my thumb from using righty scissors. At work I now demand neutral scissors, but must hide them because all the righties are hell-bent on seeing me and all lefties suffer. The righties know we are smarter than them and want to keep us down for fear that we will take over the world. Trump is right-handed while Obama left-handed. I rest my case.
Now...it's really sad when a grown man can't handle a pair of scissors. It's also pretty damn funny. lol
(Now - don't hurt yourself)...
Come on now, Monique...it's not my fault!
Ha! I love it, Morgannah! The only problem is that left-handed people are already naturally superior; if you give us special swords, too...well, heads will (quite literally) roll.
Wow, well as I hear it some geniuses can't tie their shoes sooooooo.... Just maybe... Hmmmmm *pondering this thought* lol
No comment vis-a-vis my shoe-tying ability.
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Ah, yes. An adult lefty women now in her prime, I still remember the Umbridge-like welts on my thumb from using righty scissors. At work I now demand neutral scissors, but must hide them because all the righties are hell-bent on seeing me and all lefties suffer. The righties know we are smarter than them and want to keep us down for fear that we will take over the world. Trump is right-handed while Obama left-handed. I rest my case.
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Now...it's really sad when a grown man can't handle a pair of scissors. It's also pretty damn funny. lol(Now - don't hurt yourself)...
Come on now, Monique...it's not my fault!
Ha! I love it, Morgannah! The only problem is that left-handed people are already naturally superior; if you give us special swords, too...well, heads will (quite literally) roll.
Wow, well as I hear it some geniuses can't tie their shoes sooooooo.... Just maybe... Hmmmmm *pondering this thought* lol
No comment vis-a-vis my shoe-tying ability.
