(cont.) My head felt like a throbbing giant toothache, my tongue was a thick coat of dog shit
“What am I doing in jail, amigo? Last thing I recall is we were going to your mom’s funeral”
“We got to the funeral home and you dropped your laundry and jumped on the coffn and tried to force your dick into mom’s mouth, in front of a roomful of relatives, mourners, a priest, and the cops came”
“Your mom always gave the best blowjobs, I just wanted to pay my respects and say goodbye. Are you going to bail me out?”
giant toothache, my tongue
was a thick coat of dog shit
“What am I doing in jail, amigo?
Last thing I recall is we were
going to your mom’s funeral”
“We got to the funeral home and
you dropped your laundry and
jumped on the coffn and tried to
force your dick into mom’s mouth,
in front of a roomful of relatives,
mourners, a priest, and the cops came”
“Your mom always gave the best
blowjobs, I just wanted to pay my
respects and say goodbye. Are
you going to bail me out?”