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While Poseidon fantasizes about underwater pitches, his Homo-Sapiens have already reached the peak of idiocy; changing the name on the contract would just be a bureaucratic formality to acknowledge reality.At this point, will Zeus keep wasting butter and popcorn on them, or is he already fed up with watching this total train wreck live?
That's the beauty of the future, is it not?... We don't know... Hey, maybe the Morons can retain AI to replace the Homo-Sapiens altogether? Or, maybe, the Homo-Sapiens can trade for a star player like Persephone, uplifting the entirety of their overall play?... Woo woo, such potential to what can appear to be a dismal season!!
Let them pin all their hopes on Persephone if they think she can save them
The U.S.L., a mythological confederation of such proportions, only the residents themselves may truly fathom such depths to these epic matches.
Amazonia, the founder of the Women Warriors, has consistently emphasized unity... "I don't give a shit if you're from the highlands or the jungles, we play as a team."... Since eradicating the entirety of the male gender upon the creation of synthetic sperm, the Women Warriors have been an uprising force within their galaxy. By drafting Persephone, the Lemon Daisy, an ultra-talented speed demon at forward, the Women Warriors have been undefeated... The Trumphal Arch, displayed outside their stadium's entrance, is a remembrance to all those males that had presented themselves in one manner, yet have demonstrated to be a creep: Eric Swalwell, Cesar Chavez, P Diddy, Genghis Khan (emphasizing that creeps come in all colors). Highlighted at the foot of the Trumphal Arch: "It will never again be necessary to have a high end pimp like Jeffrey Epstein on this planet"...
In a galaxy far far away, on the planet Coruscant, despite their overwhelming population, the Bots have performed to the second worst winning percentage in the U.S.L... R2D2 and C3PO are gettin' a little rusty.
Alrighty then, to the most inept franchise in the U.S.L... Poseidon's Homo-Sapiens, dubbed the Morons, with Poseidon himself as Captain Buffoono... Poseidon has even proposed underwater pitches, so that such ineptness may possibly be leveled. To the unanimous disapproval of the other owners... With piss-poor leadership, selfish ball handlers, tackling one another (no, not tackling the opposing players, actually tackling their own teammates), the Gods often get a slap-happy chuckle from these fools at play. Zeus, the commissioner of the U.S.L., once laughed so hard, snot was snorting from his snout... Yet, with the addition of their hotshot rookie, AI, the Homo-Sapiens are expected to compete against the Bots this year... However, as AI perfects their skills, it's expected that AI shall become a free agent, undoubtedly signing with a more prominent franchise. Perhaps, the Bots?... Thus, the Homo-Sapiens shall become the Morons, once again...