Describe your book beginning with "It was a dark and stormy night" and continue in this style. Mine is posted below.
It was a dark and stormy night in Moscow, and the tears of Russians ran in rivulets down the drain when Vladimir Lenin came back to life in his cozy coffin inside his Mausoleum, and decided to emigrate to America, for he knew he couldn’t run for President here, but in America everyone can. The Lives and Deaths of Vladimir Lenin
It was a dark and stormy night in Moscow, and the tears of Russians ran in rivulets down the drain when Vladimir Lenin came back to life in his cozy coffin inside his Mausoleum, and decided to emigrate to America, for he knew he couldn’t run for President here, but in America everyone can. The Lives and Deaths of Vladimir Lenin