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Teodora I literally love you for this


message 2: by Caroline (new)

Caroline I’m crying laughing at 2am


message 3: by Ana (new)

Ana LOOOOOOOOOOL I love this


el (celestialbronz) Love this lmao 😂


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message 6: by Kennedy (new)

Kennedy you’re right and you should say it!!


message 7: by m (new)

m this is the best review I have ever read and I completely agree with all of this 💖✨️ this book is genuinely dog shit 😛❤️


message 8: by Madalyn (new)

Madalyn Bless you for this


message 9: by Sue (new)

Sue Miz Oh my God! Am dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was more fun than reading the book

"Why the fuck did Yarrows decide that when the dragons . .."

Because she literally took that from the DragonRiders of Pern


message 10: by Katie (new)

Katie Trettel This was so funny. Violet being oh-so-tiny was totally unnecessary, as if being disabled comes with being petite? And making a point of Xaden being at least 6’4? Who caaares. I did think the graying hair was somehow a reference to her disability/maybe having had meningitis, not sure.


Delaney 🏳️‍🌈 I don’t care if you didn’t like this book but calling the disabled mc pathetic and putting her down for talking about her chronic pain is ablelist


message 12: by Samantha (new)

Samantha this just became my favorite review ever 💀😂


message 13: by Laura (new)

Laura You’re to dislike something. However. You’re comment on her chronic illness reads as horribly ableist. You really missed the entire point.


message 14: by Bella (new)

Bella This was… the best review I’ve ever read. Could not agree more. Wow. 😂


message 15: by k🧸 (new)

k🧸 LMAOOO this is literally so iconic😭


message 16: by Nathaniel (new)

Nathaniel I’m screaming. I might have to read this now hah


message 17: by Lorrie (new)

Lorrie "Also why the fuck did Yarrows decide that when the dragons fuck that their riders also get really horny?" HUH????????????? NO WAY


message 18: by Jane (new)

Jane This is literally hilarious lmao


message 19: by Nuzhat (new)

Nuzhat I’m dead. You’ve killed me


message 20: by Mai (new)

Mai H. All of this, thank you


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

this review lmaooo


message 22: by Minnie (new)

Minnie This review is hilarious af 😂


message 23: by Meg (new)

Meg this review is so ✨ableist✨ lmfao


message 24: by Meg (new)

Meg Also y’all know the author has EDS, right? like… she has the same disease as Violet. She’s not using it to make money. It’s an *incredibly* rare disease, that would be an insane strategy.


message 25: by Sandhya (new)

Sandhya Rao This review is everything I wanted to say in mine but I'm not that good a wordsmith


message 26: by Lucius (new)

Lucius Malfoy This is the funniest review I have ever read. I can't believe people are trying to point you are ableist. Violet's chronic illness was poorly written and how exactly are you ableist for pointing that out? You're not. People need to stop being ridiculous.


message 27: by Celly (new)

Celly Meg wrote: "this review is so ✨ableist✨ lmfao"

tbf, her having the same illness doesn´t mean her portrayal of it can´t be horrendous. I just read a book of a lesbian author who executed the bury your gays trope within five pages of introducing the sapphic character. Experience doesn´t prevent you from internalized bigotry.


message 28: by BookBunnie27 (new)

BookBunnie27 Best review by far! 😂


message 29: by Paxton (new)

Calla Paxton :D That is the best review I´ve ever read. Thanks for it. Not gonna read it. I totaly hat, how Fantasy/YA/Romance/whatever-those-kind-of-everywhere-poppin-up novels nowadays always have the damn same scheme. Reading the covers, it all sounds great, than you step into that world only to be waved at by the same old, same old Characters, plot lines, steaming hot guys, weak but special girls... When did that happen, like - has no author of YA Fantasy-romance has any ideas left. Sure, EVERYTHING has been written and it is hard to reinvent the wheel but...

Pro tip for everyone who is longing for a REAL Enemies to Lovers Plot - back to the one and only Fanfic Classic "Isolation" by Bex-Chan. Totaly free, totaly worth it AND totaly something new (although the characters obviously aren´t hers, she made them).

Thank you @ageless - saved me some hard time!


message 30: by Capt. (new)

Capt.  Late to the Party This review is peak sarcasm. Love it!


message 31: by Karen (new)

Karen MacMeekin My husband and I are having breakfast at our campground and we are literally cracking up at your review. I'm about 100 pages in and my husband has read about half - we can't finish it, it's that bad. Spot on review!


message 32: by veska (new)

veska i love this


message 33: by Readsandeats (new)

Readsandeats Great review, shame the book didn't live up to the hype


message 34: by Elle (new)

Elle GODS this review is magnificent.


message 35: by Melaine (new)

Melaine Your review almost healed me after reading this book


message 36: by Jen (new)

Jen Hall Well….your not wrong lol


message 37: by Ана (new)

Ана Јовановић Im gonna print this on my wall even tho i didn't even read the book. Masterpiece


message 38: by Molly_Keesling (new)

Molly_Keesling No why is this so freaking accurate I feel bamboozled and betrayed and as though hours of my life has been wasted


message 39: by Samantha (new)

Samantha You do realise that this weak and pathetic character you described actually has a disability?


message 40: by dtmhbxib (new)

dtmhbxib this review couldn’t have been more perfect


message 41: by pishposh (new)

pishposh applesauce Holy shit, the throwback to the red Queen series 🤌🏻


message 42: by Lyv ˚♡˚ (new)

Lyv ˚♡˚ I loved the book but I love your review so much 🤣


message 43: by Acoupleofapples (new)

Acoupleofapples this review is brilliant thank you


message 44: by Isabel (new)

Isabel Brown Hahah I liked the book but love this review 😂


message 45: by Gale (new)

Gale Hahaha this review is gold


message 46: by Jamie (new)

Jamie Eaton LMAO I’m 50% done with it but I’m leaning pro *this review* 😭


message 47: by Brittney (new)

Brittney LISTEN. I absolutely love this book and I loved your review 😂😂😂


message 48: by Juliana (new)

Juliana Stop this is too good 💀💀


Rhonda 🌒🌕🌘 🐈‍⬛ This review is giving me life but I’m still going to read the book and more than likely love it because I’m a sappy, hopeless romantic. I thrive on this tho. The abounding sarcasm is 🤌🏼👏🏼👏🏼


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I was thinking on adding this to my tbr since i see so many people recommending it, but after reading this.. sheeshh NOPE


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