Wait... what year is it?!?

Holy crap. It's 2016?

Well, I've officially beat the odds. Who'da thunk I'd make it this long?

But I did. So that's something, right?

I suppose the right thing to do would be to reflect back on the past year. What lessons did I learn? What did I accomplish? How did I grow as a person?

Unfortunately, between sticking a paperclip in an outlet when I was little and inhaling while I was in college, my memory is pretty much shot. I'm sure I learned and did stuff and grew and whatnot, but the details are all a bit fuzzy...

So let's look ahead instead! What does 2016 hold for your old buddy Scott?!?

Um...

Well...

Ah...

Hmph.