Short but accurate summaries of popular books/series: part 3

A Court of Thorns and Roses: Author tells us it's a beauty and the beast retelling, we think she means the fairy tale, but she actually means the Disney movie.

Incarceron: The cake is a lie

Curse Workers: Wizard Mafia

The Bone Season: Ghost Mafia

Snow Like Ashes: Everybody hates winter.

An Ember in the Ashes: *points at characters* f*** you, f*** you, f*** you, precious cinnamon roll too good for this world, f*** you, how did nobody kill you yet, f*** you, f*** me, f*** you

The Wrath and the Dawn: Talk shit, get hit. Or dismembered. Depends who you're talking shit to.

Chronicles of Nick: A textbook is needed in order to keep up with the mythology.

Obsidian Mirror: Wait, if you're evil, and they're evil, and everybody wants the evil time machine...then who's flying the plane?

I Am Number Four: Oh none of us have this very useful power? Wait a chapter.

Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel: If their name is carved on an old rock somewhere in the world, they're in this series.

Monument 14: Somebody kept saying "what's the worst that could happen" and the universe decided to answer.

Graceling: Heterochromia=superpowers, caution advised.

Uglies: Somehow, a group of people decide that lobotomizing the population of an entire planet is a valid method for maintaining world piece.

Percy Jackson: Main character's catchphrase is "wait, what?" In his defense, it's often appropriate.

Hunger Games: Television censorship laws get some major revisions.