Trouble….

Trouble? What trouble?

Someone else must have knocked over the shoe stand.

*blinks innocently*

I would never eat your shoes.

Honest…

And the toilet paper roll…that was all the cats.I saw them conspiring. They’re trying to blame it on me. I would never unroll the whole roll. Much too messy for my style.

The garbage can just fell over. I was only putting things back into it. I would never take anything out. Would this face lie? *sigh*