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Someone on Twitter recently remarked, "You have blogged in awhile, which is lame."

Well, far be it from me to allow lameness to gain a foothold in the universe, but I've been busy.  Doin' stuff and junk.  It's a hectic life, the adventures of a world-renowned novelologist, and really, sometimes I forget how wonderful it is to hear from me, how I enrich the lives of the little people, and how, just by being me, I spread sunshine and rainbows like leprechauns spread marshmallow cereal.

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