The Five!

1. Some people thrive on drama. My husband, I think, thrives on remodeling and the attendant chaos. Not even a full week after The Great Disruption, he's got people in here tearing up our laundry room and removing the water heaters. I came home yesterday with toddler, groceries, etc, and he informs me, cheerfully, "No water for a few hours!" Oh, good. Meanwhile, our painter is inside, doing the baseboards, so the furniture we just put back is all pushed into the center of the rooms. Dogs bark...