Christmas Critters

The Australian cattle herder awaits his Christmas stocking.
Do you herd what I herd?
Christmas catnip and the adolescent cat. *ecstasy*
This is my 17th Christmas. Catnip is for children.
I choose to look beautiful
and comport myself with dignity.
Except that this thing keeps
following me around, guys. Guys?
I am such a good boy. I know because
this human keeps telling me so.