Man-Titty Monday: A Side of Beef

I had a friend whose family owned a cattle farm in Kansas. When they said "a side of beef," what they meant was "half a butchered steer."

Let's get one thing straight: That's not what I mean.

When I say "side of beef," what I mean is "the side of a distinctly hot human male."

So that's what we're serving up today: a side of beef to go with your Monday. This is not the kind of beef you put on the BBQ grill. It's the kind of beef that most often operates said BBQ grill.

Above, you see a very sexy m...