WTF Moment Of Zen

So I was driving down Eastern Ave. the other night, and a freakin’ bird POOPED an egg right onto my windshield.  Seriously, an egg literally fell from the sky and splattered all over my windshield.  I did a total “OMG I’ve been shot!” reaction which I’m sure was ridiculously comical.

Seriously, this was me:

The ironic thing was that I’d just had my car washed the previous day, so it was completely spotless.  Now it had bird fetus all over it.  How does that happen?  I didn’t even know birds could lay eggs in flight!  Was this some back-ally avian abortion tactic I was unaware of?  Do birds see my car as a predator and drop eggs to try and escape, sacrificing their unborn children to save their own cowherdly necks?  Me no understand!!!

Luckily I was able to wash it off until it turned into concrete, but still.  Crazy moment of WTF zen there, people.