A Virtual Release Party! Listen, Win! Woot!

Someday, I’m going to have a book release party in New York City. It’ll be big. There will be cake… possibly some famous people, and I’ll pull a Gatsby and show up at the last minute so people can whisper about where the author is, she’s so mysterious, we heard she’s weird…really weird, how else could she come up with these twisted stories?
But for now, I’m going to have a virtual release party on… my blog. (Poop noise.) Okay, it’s kind of lame… shut up. But how else am I going to give away al...