17 Rants in 4 Minutes

In which Hank rants about seventeen different things that bug him. To be clear, this is not healthy and I kinda wish I hadn't done it because I was stressed out for the whole day after I filmed it. But, yeah, this stuff seriously annoys me. The rants are as follows:

1. American Cheese is not Cheese
2. 90% Fat Free means 10% Fat
3. Everything is Chemicals
4. All-Natural Does Not Mean "Good For You"
5. Public restroom toilet paper
6. WIPE UP YOUR PEE!
7. Uberfans...stop hating on enthusiastic noobs
8. USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL!
9. GIF can be pronounced either way
10. SLOW KETCHUP
11. KETCHUP PEE
12. Having to sneeze but not sneezing
13. Tangled headphone cables
14. Headphone chord in the chair wheel
15. "Gay" as an insult
16. Complaining about complaining because we have it so good.
17. "Have you scanned your club card."

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Published on May 03, 2013 10:14
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message 1: by Amethyst (new)

Amethyst I agree with 2, 3 and 12. :D


message 2: by Emily (new)

Emily I totally agree with 2,3,4,12,13,15 & 16 :P


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

16 is quite paradoxical; you are complaining about complaining about complaining. Ily.


message 4: by K (new)

K L @florence He means people who complain that others shouldn't complain because other people "have it worse" Other's problems, while they may be worse than ours, doesn't negate our problems


message 5: by Manoela (new)

Manoela 8 makes me go crazy every time.


message 6: by Ousa (new)

Ousa Yes! All of these, except maybe 13. Sometimes I find it therapeutic to untangle things....weird, I know.


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

Katie wrote: "@florence He means people who complain that others shouldn't complain because other people "have it worse" Other's problems, while they may be worse than ours, doesn't negate our problems"
yeah I understood what he meant, I was only saying it sounded riddling when I read it c:


message 8: by Cristina (new)

Cristina 7, 16, 15. Many of them but SPECIFICALLY 7 BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE RECOGNIZE HOW ANNOYING THAT IS.


message 9: by Maribel (new)

Maribel HA! I agree with every single one of those rants!


message 10: by Maryam (new)

Maryam I agree totally! hahaha!!


message 11: by Kat (new)

Kat Robinson 15 is my personal favourite worst thing ever because it's upsetting and rude


message 12: by Katie (new)

Katie Agree with all! But 5 ESPECIALLY. It's not three ply; it's not two ply; it's not one ply. No, it's 0.025 ply and half a roll is needed to actually get sort of dry.


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