One of the dumber articles I’ve read recently was called “Fifteen Female Names We’ll Never See Again.” For the record, they were Blanche, Myrtle, Ethel, Barbara, Mildred, Agatha, Phyllis, Beatrice, Marge, Ruth, Gretchen, Gertrude, Martha, Opal, and Rose. (Rose? Really?) Setting aside the inanity of anybody saying “never” about anything, this particular subject is especially dumb because parents are going the extra mile these days to give their children names nobody else will have, which means all of these names are up for grabs. I would use any of these names for a heroine, and in fact I’ve already named one Gertrude (“Hot Toy”). Another list began with the name Jezebel, and now I really want to write a heroine named Jezebel. Now that I think of it, some of my favorite heroines that I’ve written had names that would hit a longer list: Matilda, Zelda, Agnes, Minerva, Maybelle, Prudence, not to mention Mariposa, Sharrat, and Andromeda. I LOVE odd names.
But some readers don’t. (I had a complaint about “Andromeda.”) What’s your take on names in books? (Don’t feel you have to stick to heroine names, not that you would.)
Published on April 22, 2013 03:22