A Valentine from Eraserhead Press (Free Books!)

Hop over to Bizarro Central for a chance to download 3 books (Piecemeal June, The Haunted Vagina, and Zerostrata) and the first two issues of The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction (Issue One contains my porno horror story, "The Sex Beast of Scurvy Island"). All for the low low price of free!

And, for your listening pleasure, I've put together this playlist of sappy love songs.

Zerostrata