Hello! How are you you? I'm good. How's your ma and your pa? Good, good. I have news for you:
If you live in the United States, I'll send you a copy of my newest, gayest book! I'm doing this via blog post because, seriously, fuck Goodreads for charging $120 simply to GIVE AWAY BOOKS.
Will you like AHOTD? Maybe! Will your ma like it? debatable. It's a nonlinear, highly homoerotic fantasy — an exploration of power, family, and superpowered dog ownership.
Just message me your addy and why you think you'll like my weirdo book, and I'll send it out!