Guest Post: Daniel B Johns-"The Average Joe"

 Guest Post for Flash Fic Friday "Inspired by Joe"


'The Average Joe'By Daniel B. Johns
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 I take my laptop and begin my search for a 'chat room' that suits my needs. A buddy says there are many online sites to choose from, and of course, the one that catches my eye is titled, ADULT.I click on it and find three more options:  GAY, LESBIAN, and MARRIED BUT LOOKING. Since I am not a lesbian, nor am I married, I click the third option.  I have always been curious as to what goes on in these 'rooms'. Here is my chance.
My first instinct is to hit ESCAPE and LOG OFF, but something deep down inside makes me stop....My curiousity?My fear? My raging boner?
I click on ENTER. This isn't admitting anything, right?
Numerous chat boxes pop open immediately. I can't decide who to talk to,so I close my eyes and point at the screen. There is the lucky one!  I swallow hard,and take a gulp of my water.
PETESMITH63: hey there average joe!AVERAGEJOE: heyPETESMITH63: how are you this morning?AVERAGEJOE: finePETESMITH63: a man of few words. i like that!AVERAGEJOE: okPETESMITH63: what you looking for this morning?
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 Daylight Savings Time always screws with my sleep, so here I am wide-eyed at 6am on Saturday morning. I gulp more of my water and take a deep breath. It's now or never.Is this guy for real? Do guys just come right out and ask this stuff? What the hell do I do now?Before I know it, my fingers start typing.
AVERAGEJOE: lookin 4 cockPETESMITH63: lol...good answer.AVERAGEJOE:  can you help me out?PETESMITH63: out of?..your pants? the car? debt? talk to me!!!! lolAVERAGEJOE: hmmmm.... all of the above! but I will start with me watching you jack off!PETESMITH63: how do you know im doing that?AVERAGEJOE: a wild guess!PETESMITH63: pretty closeAVERAGEJOE: thought so. I like your sense of humorPETESMITH63: thanks,you too.your quickAVERAGEJOE: at some things...at others...I like to take my timeAVERAGEJOE: you hard?PETESMITH63: almost...getting there talking to youAVERAGEJOE: you need my mouth wrapped around that cock of yours?PETESMITH63: i think i mightAVERAGEJOE: how bout teabaggin those balls of yours too?PETESMITH63: now that sounds....soft and wetAVERAGEJOE: from there I work my way up your shaft and tease that cock headPETESMITH63: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmAVERAGEJOE: then up your belly and nibble a nipple.....or twoPETESMITH63: yikes... I belive I am ... turned on now!AVERAGEJOE: then...... I lick over your adams apple and up to a earPETESMITH63: now that feels goooood! feel me squirming?AVERAGEJOE: then I kiss youPETESMITH63: deeply i hopeAVERAGEJOE: any other way?
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 Everyone at work tells me that I need to get back out there. It is time to stop hiding and start dating again, but I just can't bring myself to do that yet. I break out in a sweat at the thought of putting myself out there again. Call me paranoid, call me crazy, but I am just not ready. It's too soon after the break-up.I am content being single now and comfortable with being alone. I will admit that I get lonely sometimes. Sitting here chatting, with a total stranger, proves that point. I still dream of finding someone special again, but for now, THIS is my comfort zone.
PETESMITH63: well a soft wet one with lip nibbling is good sometimes...just sayinAVERAGEJOE: that is a morning after kissPETESMITH63: well thats good then.. I believe I just spent the nightAVERAGEJOE: hope you are not to tired after last nightPETESMITH63: just look down and see for yourself...just sayin..AVERAGEJOE: you hard and dripping yet?PETESMITH63: for you!AVERAGEJOE: where you thinking of putting that thing?PETESMITH63: well... hows anywhere u want as an answer???AVERAGEJOE: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... I do have a few places in mindPETESMITH63: thats what i was hoping to hear
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 My own throbbing cock is in need of attention, and now!I reach down with my right hand and hen peck my words with my left. This bold flirting is not only making me horny as hell, but it is making me brave. I want to know more. I want to do more. I want to watch him jack off.

PETESMITH63: well JOE...tell me a lil somthing about u..how old.. body shpe... anything u wntAVERAGEJOE: lets see..... 37 yrs. old,6'1,250#,br/br..... how bout you?PETESMITH63: Damn! 36,6'2,255#,br/br..... facial hair?AVERAGEJOE: yepPETESMITH63: me too!AVERAGEJOE: you on here alot?PETESMITH63: about every weekend. U?AVERAGEJOE: first time herePETESMITH63: oh,a virgin! LOLAVERAGEJOE: hardly,LOL...u chat with alot of guys here?PETESMITH63: not really
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 This chat room stuff opens a new world for me, where apparently anything goes. In here, I can be whomever I want. Do whatever I want to do. I make the rules, and if things get to be too much...one click and I am gone.

AVERAGEJOE: U married?PETESMITH63: not anymore. u?AVERAGEJOE: nope. you str8?PETESMITH63: not exactlyAVERAGEJOE: ever let another man touch you?PETESMITH63: twice...years ago....but been wanting to try it again.AVERAGEJOE: did u like it?PETESMITH63: fuck yes! best BJ I ever hadAVERAGEJOE: lol....you know what they sayPETESMITH63: what?AVERAGEJOE: only a man knows how to really please another manPETESMITH63: I believe it! u stroking?AVERAGEJOE: yes,and getting closePETESMITH63: me too! wanna cam? we can cum togetherAVERAGEJOE: ok
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 This is the moment I have anticipated and dreaded all morning. The moment of truth. My mind suddenly fills with questions.What are fucking 'BOTS'?Will he be tall, dark, and handsome?What if this is a woman that just wants to watch guys jack off?I take a chance, accept his invite to view, and in seconds I see him...just as he described. His hand wrapped around his hard cock, stroking it. My own dick gets harder just at the sight of him. It gets harder to type as I gaze at the screen and this gorgeous man before me. I feel the pressure build inside me, and I watch as he speeds up his rhythm."I'm Cummin'!" I scream out to no one and jump to my feet. The first two shots coat my screen and camera.I watch his breath catch. He arches his hips just as the first rope of cum shoots from his body. A second and third quickly follow.The next few seconds are a blur as my heart rate returns to normal. He smiles at me, and I cannot help but smile back.
AVERAGEJOE: best saturday morning i've had in a while. thanksPETESMITH63: me too buddyAVERAGEJOE: wanna meet here next saturday?PETESMITH63: sounds like a date to meAVERAGEJOE: see you then. I better get going. take carePETESMITH63: you too
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 I log off, open a file of a photo he sent me, and watch as the trails of milky white protein run down it. I feel a loss for him already, one I didn't expect. This truly is the best Saturday morning I have had in a while. Sometimes, there is nothing wrong with being average.Here's wishing everyone a great weekend.......................................  'AVERAGEJOE'